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*Liz pretends to pick up a coffee mug, but actually puts a gigantic padular to her mouth*
Warren:"haha. Oh man, I forgot about the padular. Beautiful. It's hard to describe why it's funny, eh? The absurd combined with an object of potential embarassment, a female sanitary pad. All women should be ashamed of their monthly bloody mess. And, my, that is a gigantic, thick padular"
Liz:"Look, at my backside, you can see it sticking out. I showed it to my brother"
Warren:"That's almost as disturbing as seeing in the bed across from you your father entirely naked, without a sheet, and legs bent and spread. A poor lad forced into seeing these things would surely develop a mental illness."