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Crowd of horny, cynical high school students:"You go girl. I needed to hear that, I was bad and your stuttered, generic speech showed me the way. The word play in particular was like an incissor to my jaded mind"
April:"Hug me so they know that I empathised with a leper like you all along"
Reformed mean girl:"I stopped smoking and converted to Jesus as a corollary to your speech. Can I have your autograph? Here's a window with powder caked on it. Lick out your name"

Shannon:"We window-lickers have much to offer. Fetish sex with a window-licker for instance. Ever seen Crash? Okay, she wasn't a window-licker per se..."
Crowd of cynical high school students:"YAH WOOOOO SHANNON! SHANNON!...YAH...yah...humm"
Shannon:"What now?"
Crowd:"Get off the table you fuckin window-licker"

Shannon:"It's for us April, Us! Kids with special needs! In case you don't know who 'us' is, there are many patronizing signs to direct you to the land of the window-licker"
(Inspired by long-time, faithful reader gretel)

METAPOST

April:"Are all of you window-lickers window-lickers by virtue of your parroting? The black window-licker parroted too."
Shannon:"My identifying window-licker trait is my sheared bangs"
April:"I....think....you're...forgetting something...I have a large black penis."
Black window-licker:"I have a large black penis"
Shannon:"Nice one April. He does indeed!"


Customer:"Ever heard of Salvation Army you cheap cunt-fuck?"