Friday, July 27, 2007
April and Eva:"We're different and that's okay, except if you're gay"
April:"Where's my fuckin mic? Ah fuck it"
Crowd:"Look! She pulling out a blunt!"
*April inhales*
Window-licker:"Window-licker don't like, window-licker scared"
Rebecca the Star:"Only Rebecca is allowed to speak in third person!"
Sunday, July 15, 2007
*Elly lets dogs outs*
Neighbourino:"motherFUCKIN dogs" *blasts dogs heads off with a .44*
John comes out, screams:"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Oh my GOD. WOW"
Neighbourino:"Them the dog days of summer, eh?"
Cold, cold Elly:"Well, we still can make this a good thing. I'm pretty sure the Chinese folk down road will enjoy these for dinners"
John:"What about tennis racquets?"
Elly:"That's cats you fuckin idiot"
Saturday, July 14, 2007
April:"There are carpenter ants in the porch supports, the fridge compressor and sump pump are borked, the current voltmeter is issuing magnetic resonance, the phlanges in the piping infrastructure are anti-symmetric and the concrete bedding is suboptimal with respect to local tectonics"
John Holmes:"Who's outside??"
April:"That's fborfwlover at 16 with his dad. fborfwlover has just learned what a lawnmower blade is. He's resisting cleaning the underside of the lawn-mower because he feels he contributes too much as is"
