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April:"Universities are a fuckin wasteland. And Gerald, you really are a good drummer. Tommy lee good. You should go for it. Do what your penis tells you to do"
Gerald:*grab*
Gerald:"We are all a slave to our penis"
Brotha:"Correction: you are slave to MY penis"
(last 2 lines stolen from wall of shitter on the first floor of thode library)

Brotha:"I'm sorta interested in white chicks"
Eva the sometimes black girl:"So am I"
Brotha:"Doors is always opening, fo schizzle"
April:"You have to open the doors of perception"
Brotha:"I was hoping for a play on words about my big knob"
April:"I was hopping to drop some acid"

Brotha:"I'm gonna be a hustler and pimp"
April:"I'm gonna shake my junk in a Soulja Boy vid"
Eva, the sometimes black girl:"I'm gonna be a loving, caring housewife"
April:"Haha, loser. Why don't you just piss on all us feminists??"
Brotha:"And you can't make a ho a housewife"
April:"Fo sho"

Yelly:"I'VE HAD IT WITH MOTHERHOOD..after I get some loot on mother's day"
Jon:"I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MARRIAGE..after I get puuuuuuuussssssssssssy tonight"
Elly:"You keep saying that"
Jon:"That's because it's true in real life. I've shacked up with Garfield"