Saturday, August 30, 2008
Liz:"It must be so tough caring for this bag of bones, eh? Anthony is coming down with a cold and I feel like ditching him"
Iris:"It's about committment. Unless you're a frigid, arrogant whore who's married to her work, then you deserve to be left"
Liz:"How can one be frigid and a whore?"
Iris:"die fborfw, die!"
No graditude to anyone cuz I did this all on my own. I piss on my one fan, Gretel ~fborfwlover
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I'm feeling extremely emotional right now. I don't know what I'm more sad about...the end of fborfw comic strip or the brilliant fborfwlover's blog.
And if you piss on me, I'll piss on you back (or fart on the phone).
Let's reveal the truth. Fborfwlover's name is Joel and he takes ten times longer than anyone else to finish his Ph. D partly because he wasted time reading fborfw. He aspires to be a fartologist at Cornell university.
Gretel is his beautiful, intelligent and very funny sister Melanie. She teaches 'lil bastards (thus making her saintly as well), travels the world and conducts world famous orchestras under the tutelage of ass cancer man.
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And if you piss on me, I'll piss on you back (or fart on the phone).
Let's reveal the truth. Fborfwlover's name is Joel and he takes ten times longer than anyone else to finish his Ph. D partly because he wasted time reading fborfw. He aspires to be a fartologist at Cornell university.
Gretel is his beautiful, intelligent and very funny sister Melanie. She teaches 'lil bastards (thus making her saintly as well), travels the world and conducts world famous orchestras under the tutelage of ass cancer man.
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