die fborfw

Liz:"Ahhh, look at Gramps! He's drooling like a comatose Emmy on a car-ride"
Iris:"It's fborfwlover's b-day today. How ought we to celebrate"
Liz:"I know how"
*Liz plows a pillow into Gramps face, suffocating the life out of him*


Iris:"Hey kids. Delaying consummation to come here? Oh yeah, that's done at the first itch of horniness in a relationship these days"
Liz:"It's more a raggin thing behind the delay"
Iris:"So in light of his pathetic failing body, we've decided to make Jim a Frankenstein. He's got a brand new black schlong, and a pair of sweet boobies, as we all know everyone loves boobies"
Jim:"Gah, is that my face?!"
Iris:"Relax, hon, it's only Anthony"