die fborfw

*John Hiscock (nee Patterson) married his mistress and she forced him to take her last name
*Butterscotch and Mr. B left Elly Patterson as well, hearing of a great campus in which rabbits roam free, except for the occasional hawk, owl, motorised vehicle, drunk undergrads and stochastic climate modelers on a bike
*Elly Patterson kept her old woman hair long, stringy and split-ended to all hell
*Jim died of suffocation at the hands of Elizabeth; Iris married another invalid because she gets off on the power
*Liz hates the lil bastards and repetitiveness of teaching, but the summers are great and the EAs with big boobs are better
*Anthony manages the Mayes porn empire
*MIchael wrote a book and screenplay on stochastic climate modeling, which ruined his career udderly
*Rpbin somehow developed down syndrome, and Dee plied him with the morning after pill. After Robin OD'd, the Supreme Court upheld that she was in her legal right to control her reproduction
*April failed at veterinary medicine, but got on with a successful career in the Mayes porn empire, bestiality division
*All the other characters, even the homosexuals, formed part of carefully crafted story of schmaltz

Thanks to my syndicate first, family third. I will milk this for as long as can until I'm disgracefully jettisoned 4eva