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Dee:"Kids, stop playing lesbian wedding! Meredith and Francie cannot consummate the marriage, thus it isn't a marriage"
Robin:"Would you prefer I marry my sister?"
Dee:"That can't be consummated either because you're too young for an erection. Mom!"
Mother of dee:"Consummation is overrated. Kids, let me tell you story. The penis is gross and keep it away from your doodads. Nothing can't be stimulated by your own fingers. Just have a partnership where your hubby does shit for you"
Robin:"Am I getting something out of this?"