die fborfw

Anthony:"Dr. P?! haha, get it?? I called you a doctor even though you're just a tooth butcher"
P.:"Good one!!"
Anthony:"Hey Farley, how's it going girl?? Eh? Eh?? Yeah..."
P.:"Wrong on a couple counts...*turns Edgar over*....see that there?? That's a penis, boy. See, at birth, you got penises and vaginas, corresponding to boys and girls. Boys fuck girls eventually"
Anthony:"Don't oppress me with your binary heteropatriarchilism. Farely could be femme boi who identifies as queer transgendered"
P.:"It's Edgar you idiot"

Liz:"Do we have to send an invite out to cousin fborfwlover? I might give in to the urge to stab him in the eye with a used tampon, for the cause of women everywhere!"
Elly:"But he lives too close and besides some of his other relatives like him enough not to want to tampon impale him"
Liz:"I'm freaking PMSing cubed. And to top it off, I'm scheduled for some serious blood sport come wedding night. Oh well, Anthony'll be earning his red wings if he wants some of this that night"
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Elly:"If you're talking about my patience, it's gone"
John:"If you're talking about my fidelity, it's gone....No?? Nothing?? I guess we'll have to fuck on the wedding stage before you acknowledge her"
Elly:"Acknowledge what dearie?? *Sniff, sniff* Someone, I mean, thing, smells like it's nice and cooked"
John:"Uh oh"

Elly:"oooh, sweet bum"
Dee:"Lemme look at dem titties, you stuck up bitch"
Liz:"My eyes convey a knowing sense of my beauty and grace..but my hand, you think it conveys the same thing? No, no..*slaaaap* I am training for the ultimate catfighting championship"
Ellly:"OWWW'
Dee:"It was hard to cut this fabric. I kept wondering what Howard, the guy who 'assaulted' you, would think"
*Ghost Howard grabs the ghost of grandma's tittie*
Howard:"Damn bitch why can't you be a young ghost. You a foggie in perpetuity?"
Ghost Grandma:"I got experience, sonny"