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Liz:"I have news Antony"
Anthony:"Lemme guess, you're pregnant"
Liz:"How'd you know??"
Anthony:"Well, your shirt is drenched in lactated milk"
Liz:"Sigh, I think I'm ready to give birth. You give birth through the boobs, eh?"
Antony:"If you feel pressured to have an early wedding to avoid having an illegimate bastard, then we can abort it"
Liz:"Is that done by having a mastectomy? It's not just the illegimate kid, it's having to get married before gramps offs"
Anthony:"We could abort him. He's pretty much a fetus in the first trimester"