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John:"It's nice to have a surrogate grandfather around"
Liz:"Wouldn't he be a surrogate father?"
John:"I just think of all wrinkly people as grandparents"
Liz:"Sigh, I wish he would live 4eva. Or at least until a fall wedding, the autumn colours would provide a fab background"


*John makes cheeky comment*
John and Elly:*giggle, giggle, giggle, play, play, play*
John:"haha, by the way, I'm fucking another woman and I'm leaving you. I've told you many times actually"
Elly:"Oh, I know. You can forget about a hand-job, at least from her right hand"