die fborfw

April:"Hey grandpa. I brought you this nature book. It tells how a dying seagull goes off on its own to die alone and without hindering the living April, I mean seagulls"
Iris:"There was a show on last night about when to pull the plug. They said the earlier, the better"
*Grandpa rolls over and farts*
Iris:"He does what he can to tell us off"