Friday, May 23, 2008

 

Weed:"Begging for hos...eating beans...and oh yeah, farting like a muthafucka"
Mike:"So many life-lessons, including how to have the dirtest, rottenest anal sex, while to the eyes of onlookers we're play-fighting"
*Extreme penetration*
Dee:"MIKE"
Carleen:"Ohhh weed"
Mike:"hm, guess we loss that ability"

Comments:
I guess I'm not much of a success in life yet. I ate a whole can of beans today. I'm not farting much yet but it will come. I'm expecting it anytime now. I love (heart) to fart!
 
Wow, and I had cabbage as well. I believe that all this gas will blast me to the end of the 5 K race in half the time it usually takes.

Why am I writing these things on your blog and not on email? Secretly (not so secretly), I'm hoping that someone else is reading this blog and the comments.
 
This blog is sacred, take your rantings to your own fart blog
 
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