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Carleen:"Hm, blood cargo. Adventures on the high seas. Hm. Did you draw on your vast nautical experience to write this, just like you drew on your experience with hardship on the Praries to write your last piece of crap?"
Mike:"My inspiration is my suburban life and my Stepford wife. Next up, I'm going for poetry as you can tell, my dear boetry"
Carleen:"How come your thoughts don't transform your appearance? Like my live-in boy-toy here, whose artsiness manifests itself in a ponyfuckintail"
Mike:"My extreme boringness wins out. But I've been told I'm morphing into Ed Wood"