die fborfw

Liz:"So I get to be your friend too, albeit one that spanks you when you're bad"
Francie:"Want some sugar with your kaluha?"
Liz:"No, I'm on a candida diet"
Francie:"Like yeast-infected cunt??"


John:"That's great news, hon. I'm already picturing the consummation of their marriage"
Elly:"Yeah, as if that hasn't happened already. I know the ceremony is a just formality, just a sacrament between them and God, nuthin important. Anyways, that's out the window cuz Anthony is an adultering divorcee. But I can't help gettting weepy thinking of my own failed marriage"
John:"Wha?? Oh yeah, that hot, relatively speaking, piece of ass that I dumped you for...did you put arsenic in my food??"