die fborfw

*I'm bringing sexy back..yeah*
John:"How did your hey-I-pretend-to-care visit go?"
Elly:"I dunno, dad was bitchy, Iris was crying and punning, lots of puns going on, and some life lessons learned"
John:"That was a hey-I-pretend-to-care question...so anyways, I thought we'd get practicing the old age care thing"
Elly:"GOOD LORD! You soiled your pants! FECAL!"
John:"I'm also gonna play the role of a voilent, senile old-timer"
*John rubs the soiled underpants in Elly's mug*