die fborfw

April:"There are carpenter ants in the porch supports, the fridge compressor and sump pump are borked, the current voltmeter is issuing magnetic resonance, the phlanges in the piping infrastructure are anti-symmetric and the concrete bedding is suboptimal with respect to local tectonics"
John Holmes:"Who's outside??"
April:"That's fborfwlover at 16 with his dad. fborfwlover has just learned what a lawnmower blade is. He's resisting cleaning the underside of the lawn-mower because he feels he contributes too much as is"