die fborfw

Reverend:"Why is there a chick standing beside me, dressed just like me?"
Chick Reverend:"Women are allowed to be Reverends. This ain't Catholic. We also ordain queers, transsexuals, intersexuals, dogs, tortoises, porpoises and fecal matter"
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Merrie:"When does the Easter Bunny get nailed to the Cross?"
Mannequin Mike:"Right after the reading from the Gnostic Gospel of Judas, hon. See, it's in your pogram"
Deeeeeeee:"Next year, we'll attend mass in a movie theater, like Sarah neeeeeeeee Dowsley"