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John:"Hello plump chinese looking man, at least in the 2nd panel. Eeeeeeee-ah!"
Buddha:"Hello boring John! Ya looking whipped as always, and fuckin boring. Play with your model trains or look at power tools? Wait, I don't give a fuck...Ow, Dixie is eating my nuts. Haha from the tree. No wait, now she's really eating my ball-sack"
John:"let's go inside, have a cup o joe, and do a few fuckin boring strips with puns as punchlines. Woohoo"