Wednesday, April 04, 2007
April, in breathy voice:"Oooops, I dropped my tampon. Let me bend over"
Gap-toothed boor:"Woah! Hoooooooooooooo, schweet potato pie!"
April:"This grate, the air coming through it, I can't keep my dress down"
Boor:"hooooooooooo, ho ho ho ho, hooooooooooo"
Gerald:"You're standing on top of solid floor...I told the guys, 'April gives good skullduggery, what a slam-pig'"
April:"Thank you, Gerald" *Smooch*
Boor:"Hoooooooooooooooooooooo...I gotta go to the dentist"
# posted by fborfwlover @ 12:59 AM 
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According to my favorite dictionary, urbandictionary, skullduggery can mean head (though some more reputable dictionaries say: evildoings or trickery: verbal misrepresentation intended to take advantage of you in some way) Look it up in your omniscient dictionary
Slam-pig (I like 5 because its so particular '...that goes to your gym'):
1. slam-pig
131 up, 32 down
A female with a healthy sexual appetite, A whore, A slut.
That slam pig gave VD to every guy on campus!
2. Slam-Pig
39 up, 5 down
A big old whore that is willing to have sex with the first guy she meets
Dude i was ramming whiteys mom when i pulled out and realized she was a nothing but filth and Slam-pig
tags slam-hog slam-piig whore slut hoebag
3. slam-pig
27 up, 11 down
A highly unattractive or repulsive female who you would only have sex with if highly intoxicated or high off a particular drug.
Tim was so drunk last night he they had sex with the fattest slam-pig at the party.
Tom drank so many cosmopolitans that he began sucking face with the 400 pound slam-pig at the bar.
4. slam-pig
26 up, 12 down
N. A fat girl who is used for "slamming". A fat chick used to get a "load" out...nothing more.
"Dude, she was such a slam pig, but I needed to get laid."
5. Slam-Pig
6 up, 30 down
Any attractive girl that you would have sex with, that goes to your gym.
"Wow, she's such a fucking slam pig!"
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Slam-pig (I like 5 because its so particular '...that goes to your gym'):
1. slam-pig
131 up, 32 down
A female with a healthy sexual appetite, A whore, A slut.
That slam pig gave VD to every guy on campus!
2. Slam-Pig
39 up, 5 down
A big old whore that is willing to have sex with the first guy she meets
Dude i was ramming whiteys mom when i pulled out and realized she was a nothing but filth and Slam-pig
tags slam-hog slam-piig whore slut hoebag
3. slam-pig
27 up, 11 down
A highly unattractive or repulsive female who you would only have sex with if highly intoxicated or high off a particular drug.
Tim was so drunk last night he they had sex with the fattest slam-pig at the party.
Tom drank so many cosmopolitans that he began sucking face with the 400 pound slam-pig at the bar.
4. slam-pig
26 up, 12 down
N. A fat girl who is used for "slamming". A fat chick used to get a "load" out...nothing more.
"Dude, she was such a slam pig, but I needed to get laid."
5. Slam-Pig
6 up, 30 down
Any attractive girl that you would have sex with, that goes to your gym.
"Wow, she's such a fucking slam pig!"
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