Tuesday, January 09, 2007

 

Warren:"I'll fire a couple rounds into the village to wake up one of the drunks"
*je-je-je-je-je* (gunshots)
Gary:"Hey, you're not alcohol"
Liz:"I brought some Alymer's glue, unfortunately only a glue stick"
Gary:"Your boyfriend's fucking a local,oops, I mean, you got some inspecting to do"
Liz:"Wha? Anyways, don't my lashes look lovely?"


*whappa-whappa-whappa*
Warren:"So here is the speedometer, over here is the pressure guage, there is the oil guage and right here is my erect penis"
Liz:"Why is your penis out? And I can't hear you, the guy in the back has the other headset"
Warren:"I'm aware of that"

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