die fborfw

Paul:"I have thing for teachers, just ask Gretel. I also have a thing for Ejabo from Uganda"
Liz:"Lying and cheating don't just happen. You didn't mean to hurt me?? Well guess what, it just happened"
Susan:"NOT STUPID WORDPLAY AGAIN, EEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHH"
*Susan tomahawks Liz*
Liz, scalpless:"Didn't this just happen? Actually, it happened awhile ago"
Paul:"Your mascara's all over the place. And you're missing a scalp"