Sunday, December 03, 2006

 

Merrie:"Mommy, his nose his 'uuugeeeee. And I wanna see plumber's crack, I can't see dat with coveralls"
Plumber:"Well, folks, what you got clogging up yer pipes, as we backwoods-talkin' plumbers like to say, is a big ol' pile of turd. And some 'domes. You know, maybe it ain't my business to say so, but if yer ol' lady got her plumbing tied, you wouldn't see no 'domes down there. Unless you got a little something on the side, if you know what I'm saying, hehe"
Michael:"You mean Merrie?"
Plumber:"O.k....I think I'm feeling uncomfortable"

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