Monday, November 20, 2006
Judge:"Miss Scarlett Johansson lips but not bosom, please identify the balding guys in this court"
Liz:"There's so many, I don't know who touched me. All I remember is dropping toilet paper. I was on my way to the ladies loo, you know"
*Liz sobs*
Judge:"Why the fuck are you standing up?"
# posted by fborfwlover @ 11:43 AM 
