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Frigid Elly, while raising arm robotically:"We're so lucky to have Iris. We are so lucky. Lucky we don't have wipe his ass. Look on the bright side Phil, at least he's not dead, only a vegetable-brain. So how's Montreal??"
Hologram Phil:"It's hostee, tabernaque"
Elly:"AH AH AH AH AH AH"
Hologram Phil:"Yep, that about sums up la culture du quebecois, hostee"
Elly:"'SSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE, AHHH AHHH AHHHA AHAHHA AHAHHA"


Iris:"It's good you came right away, Phil"
Hologram Phil:"Actually, I'm a hologram of Phil. Phil will come later when it's convenient for him. He has a vacation planned and doesn't wish to interfere with that."
Elly:"I'm a hologram too"
Iris:"No, you're not, just your soul is a hologram."
Hologram Phil:"Burn"