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Liz:"I was wondering if.."
Elly:"Sure, the guest bedroom is all made up"
Liz"No, I was wondering if I could have a sex-change operation. Like that dude(ette) who pretended to kill Jonbenet Ramsay. I'd still be with that engine from up north, but now it's gay. Btw, I killed Jonbenet."
Elly:"But I already bought some pad-ulars for you, and April is a tampon girl and I'm dried up!"
Liz:"Give 'em to Dee"
Elly:"I guess..."