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Beckers sits down.
Beckers:"Ummm, is that your hand?"
April:"Yes. Now let's talk about how much of a cunt you are and how jealous we are."
Beckers:"At least your not all self-righteous and looking down on me in retaliation for looking down on you"
April:"Actually, I'm double self-righteous. I defend you in front of my self-righteous friends to look as though I'm above them, and simultaneously, I'm a self-righteous cunt towards you."
Beckers:"Ummm, is that your finger?"