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John:"Do you have a rugged jaw and hair-parted down the middle with locks framing a noble forehead like every other of Lynn's depiction of studly men, including my studly son?"
Paul:"Yes, but your son is actually a fatso"
John:"Do you have fetal-alcohol syndrome?"
Elly:"Do you enjoy being whipped by my daughter in that you are forced to come down here, into Algonquin territory?"
April:"Liz worships herself and you worship crows that pick off gunk on the roads. How are you two gonna reconcile your religious differences?"