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Liz:"Is this common to give a spirit name to a suburban white chick?"
Jesse's Auntie:"We tried to bestow a spirit name on Gretel Ho, for she actually showed up to the interview to come teach here. Of course she didn't accept, instead teasing us and wasting our time. It would have been much preferable had she not showed up at all. We were going to bestow on her the name 'Dung of Eagle'. We got some revenge by pulling some strings to get her blacklisted by the Almighty, i.e. Ontario Teachers Union. Unfortunately she even made a postive of that, acquiring the cool nic, Mel Guevarra. But we believe she has struck a deal with the Fallen One to have a charmed life."