Friday, May 19, 2006
"Yo Doc P., I think the pigs is on yo ass"
"I ain't no Doc. I'm a dentist, and a bad one at that. Just ask Gloria."
Officer with bounitful bosom:"Sir, do you know how fast you was going?"
Doc P.:"Why do pigs always ask that? Obviously I was speeding, give me the ticket and don't lord it over me. You're just a wannabe detective who gets stuck watching traffic. Go fuck your fat face."