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She loves to have one of the Pattersons and some confidant talking over a steaming cup o' joe. Usually the non-Patterson is describing how pathetic they are relative to the Patterson.
She also loves these black and white (black = non-Patterson and white = Patterson/Patterson look-alikes) portrayls of people.

I'd blame the whole thing on post-partum depression. And 'Tony's small member.