Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Aw, the patterson offspring are so adorable. Precious lips and pigtails.
Kick her in the teeth, gramps, for that bit of insouciance (looked up the word, wrong word). You can lend her your falsies.
Monday, March 27, 2006

This comic turned me on. I wonder why...the chin on grandpa, last panel, it looks like a rack. No, wait, the chin and nose together, omigod, it's balls and a penis. YOu can see the head an' everything.
Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Yeah, he was such a bad seeeeed as a teen.
From blessed parents comes blessed spawn, silly. I think Michael's son has a taste for patricide though
Monday, March 20, 2006

Yes, do look at your hubby like that because he's a fuckin freak. Wants to pick up his daughter, ew.
Sunday, March 12, 2006

Is their kid the black, bow-tied kid? That does require serious love when your offspring is black and your white
Friday, March 10, 2006

Is this the best we can do for teenage troubles? Can't one of the black kids go muff-dive on April in between 3rd and 4th period (classes)?